How to become a geek

by Jo Escotal on January 25th, 2010
  1. Update your computer with the latest and greatest state of the art software and hardware.
  2. Purchase and install several superfluous peripherals for your computer, such as a USB 3.0 HDMI video camera and a Blu Ray burner.
  3. Establish the fastest Internet connection you can get your hands on T1, Fiber anything with the word super booster will do the trick.
  4. Attain mastery of a variety of mainstream programming languages, such as LISP, JAVA, Assembly and C++. HTML does not count silly.
  5. Refuse to use "wimpy" graphical operating systems, such as Windows and the Mac OS: Instead, prefer UNIX variants, preferably the free and popular Linux.
  6. Add so many hacks and patches to your system that others are clueless in its wake.
  7. Establish a network of fellow computer geeks with whom you can have long conversations about computers and online adventures that non-computer geeks cannot hope to understand also contribute to open-source projects and contribute to the hacking community.
  8. Build your own web site and establish a minimum of at least 5 separate e-mail addresses.
  9. Subscribe to a variety of computer and computer-related magazines, serials and periodicals to keep up with the latest trends and developments in the computer world such as alt.2600 newsgroups.
  10. Get involved in other hobbies that tend to be associated with computer geek Dom, such as network online gaming, trading card games, star wars convention and anime (Japanese animation).

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